Mum comes back from work earlier today and finds her 6-year old boy smoking a cigarette.

Yannick, what are you doing?!

I am smoking, so?

You are smoking and you are 6 years old! Is there anything else I should know?

Emmm, yeah, I fuck.

Mum faints.

When she wakes up, she tells her husband what happened.

Dad cannot believe what she says, so he goes to talk to his boy:

Yannick, do you have something to tell me?

I smoke!

Nothing else?

I fuck.

You are 6 and you "fuck"? But who???

I don't remember, I was drunk.