Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little sausage?"