TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month
and
milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary
cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

NIGERIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows
You eat one and claim it was stolen
Call in the Police to investigate
Police arrest everyone living within 100 kilometers
Torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow
The police instead collects one cow each from everybody arrested
You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm.