One morning, Sipiwe rang his boss.

"Aish, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says:

"You know Sipiwe, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later, Sipiwe rings his boss back.

"Aish Boss, I did what you said and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."