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CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

BLACK WOMAN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

IRISH WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti, meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on a 36 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together &
hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMAN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head again.

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN:
First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing
all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole
family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have
sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual
deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for
exhaustion.

LATIN WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk
on Reunite, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's
boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans
in the Bronx.

POLISH WOMAN:
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She
gave you the wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.
She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again
going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if it's hers.

KOREAN WOMAN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but
nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you
have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.