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A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for R500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning before he left, he old the girl that he did not have any cash with him but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that
the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for R250.
And enclosed a note:

"Dear Madam,
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the Amount of R250. For rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:

"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord!"

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