An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a
pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who's the pig that did this to you? I want to
know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari
stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the
mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has
informed
me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank
account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on
the man's
shoulder and tells him,
"You'll sleep with her again"!!!