Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income No Kids Yet".

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker".

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."