Are you in the Army?

No. No?

No. Oh. ... In the Navy then?

No. Hm. ... Perhaps in the Air Force?

No. The Police?

Me? — No. Your father?

My father, what about him? Is he in one of the Armed Forces?

No. Perhaps your mother then? — I forgot the women.

My mother? Of course, not! Your brother or your sister?

What about them? I mean, any of them in the Armed Forces?

No. Then you must have friends in the Armed Forces?

No, I have no friend in the Armed Forces! You mean that you really don't have a relation or a friend in any of the Armed Forces?

No, not I. -

Then, for goodness' sake, take your foot off my foot!