A fresh call girl that has just been admitted to the trade was relishing her first time experience to her veteran colleagues and she went thus:

"Well," she said, "he was a big, muscular, and very handsome man."

"So what exactly happened?" the veterans asked in unison.

"I told him that a straight lay was a N1,000.00, but he said he didn't have that much," said the new babe, "so I said a blow job would be N750.00, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well, how much do you have?"

The macho man sadly told me all he had was N250.00. "Well, I said, for two hundred and fifty naira all I can give you is a hand job."

He said okay, she continued, "and he paid and pulled it out.

I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! What did you do then?"

"I loaned him N750.00, of course!" she said.