After a long period of silence an Igbo guy phones his good pal and the following conversation ensued....

Chike: Nna.. How now??, long tam no see you!

Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now?

Chike: I jus dey.. Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin...

Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?

Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una.

Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o.

Chike: I say ah need small money from una.

Chidi: Hello? Hello? ..dis line no clear o..

Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!

Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!

(The phone operator now butts in)
He said he wants you to borrow him money!

Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GI AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator shiooo..)