A certain young man who had spent the last 10 years in the USA was arrested by the Nigerian Police because he refused to bribe them for a minor traffic offense. He was amazed to be taken to the police station.

The young man was very upset and angry. He was ranting and raging at the policemen;

"you people don't know who I am, by the time I make one phone call you'll all wish you weren't born. I'm entitled to one phone call and you must let me make that call, I know my rights and I won't be trampled upon".
He went on and on raking at the station.

After a while the DPO couldn't take it any longer, and instructed a constable to throw the guy into the cell.

When the guy was pushed into the cell he continued ranting and raging as to how he was entitled to one phone call as part of his fundamental rights.

After a while the "president" in the cell got up and said

"ADC I don tire for all dis englis e dey blow. I beg give this man him phone call ojare".
At this time the ADC got up and gave the young man a resounding slap, 'gboaaaa'.

He then calmly asked him: "e dey ring abi make I re-dial?"

The young man meekly replied "NO..ooooooo no need to re-dial.....edey ring......Sir....e connect well well......