A Nigerian was meditating quietly on his bed one morning. During the meditation, he decided to talk to God.

He asked God, "How long is million years to you"?
God looked down and answered "According to my own standards, It's just a minute."

He then asked again. "How much is a million dollars to you?"
God looked down again and answered. "You see, to me, its just a penny."

Excited by these answers, he then asked. "God, can you give me a penny?"
God looked down and answered "sure, in a minute".