Mazi Abba, walking through the bush, sees a lion running after him. He turns and runs, but the lion is gaining. He runs even harder, but the lion is still gaining.

So Mazi Abba drops to his knees, folds his arms, bows his head and pleads: "Oh Gawd, PLEASE abeg! Allah! Biko! Make this lion a good church member!

AMEN!"

Sure enough, the lion comes to a stop just behind Abba, drops down to its great knees, folds its great arms, reverently bows its head, and says:

"Oh Gawd, Tank You O for this food dat I am about to receive!"