Queen Elizabeth Mother, Abraham Lincon & Abacha died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth's mother said "I miss England. I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????"

The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Abraham Lincon was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too."

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????"

The devil replied "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I want to talk to everybody....."

He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????"

The devil replied "One dollar".

Abacha is stunned & queries the devil "One dollar??? Only one freaking dollar??"

The Devil says, "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate!"